This is my life.

This morning I received an email from a casual acquaintance who wondered if I could possibly be the leather-clad dominatrix he saw on the interwebs.

Watching Jeopardy! over lunch, I correctly guessed 3 of 5 cartoon mice when the category was revealed, and got the other two when they actually read the clues.

I’m also way behind on posts. TK: a rundown of the promenade gourmand menu - with gustatory wine selection - at Citronelle, as served to R and I on his birthday. Also smoker madness. And ice cream. Mmm… ice cream.

The inherent unpredictability in the behavior of a complex natural system, i.e. Lunch

A few random thoughts during my midday repast. (more…)

Be your own starfucker

Sold out 9:30 club hosted ‘byop’ and the Arctic Monkeys tonight. Both acts were predictably loud and raucous and a hell of a lot of fun. The outstanding Jemina Pearl was every bit as electric on stage as any report might have you believe. Let’s be honest, every hetero male and/or person who likes pretty, powerful things had a question in mind by the end, so in case you didn’t already know, yep, she’s legal. (It’s ok I feel a little dirty too).

Normally seeing a show like this would be enough to highlight a whole week, but Jemina, for all her talents, didn’t quite excite me as much as when (more…)

MBG owes me $20…

It seems only appropriate that my first post is the grossest, nastiest, most bodily functioned one we’ve had. After all, someone’s got to do it, and I might as well start my ratio of dirty to clean posts at a negative(?) level. (more…)

Acronympho

Hola amigos! I know it’s been a long time since I rapped at ya. The site is up and running - neat, right? Well, fuck you then, we’re working on it! Slowly.

I’m taking this opportunity to see what a post looks like… wait for it… with a picture! (more…)