Be your own starfucker

Sold out 9:30 club hosted ‘byop’ and the Arctic Monkeys tonight. Both acts were predictably loud and raucous and a hell of a lot of fun. The outstanding Jemina Pearl was every bit as electric on stage as any report might have you believe. Let’s be honest, every hetero male and/or person who likes pretty, powerful things had a question in mind by the end, so in case you didn’t already know, yep, she’s legal. (It’s ok I feel a little dirty too).

Normally seeing a show like this would be enough to highlight a whole week, but Jemina, for all her talents, didn’t quite excite me as much as when during intermission, I turned around from retrieving beers for Vermonstrous and the gang to find myself face to face with Jimmy fuckin McNulty. I stammered and lost my chance to say anything at all (suggestions? what should I have led with?) but still, pretty sweet. In horn-rims he surprised me by neither looking completely trashed nor like he wanted to eff my wife (great movie, btw) but I was pretty pleasantly surprised to see him at what I have to think even given the hype is not a totally mainstream show, right? Eh, what the fuck can I tell about what’s ‘mainstream’ anymore anyway.

Unless I’m mistaken, though, I believe I effectively ’scooped’ all the big blogs on this one - news you can use, folks, minor celebrity sightings! Take that, I dunno, byt and dcist and rcr and especially you Rusty. Ah yes, this is totally why I started a blog - to stay up (relatively) late informing probably nobody about something totally inconsequential for the sake of a hot chick and also a celebrity whose work I like. You’re welcome.

2 comments

  1. Belle May 17

    YOU PISS ME OFF. Seriously? Face-to-face with him? I HATE YOU.

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