Road trip list #1 October 31

Filed under Lists, Meatball Surgery by Meatball Surgery | 5 comments

Banana Flux and I came up with several lists during a very long road trip from TX to DC a few months back. Here is the first.

Places Not To Put Your Groceries

1) Control panel on an airplane
2) Wrapped in a parachute
3) Kitty’s counter
4) Steam room
5) The Pope’s hat
6) Matt’s toilet
7) The interstate
8) Embalming table
9) Inside a piano
10) Time capsule
11) Pants
12) In a suite of armor
13) On a passing iceberg
14) Base of a fireman’s pole
15) Trapdoor
16) Diving board
17) An altar
18) Dog’s nest

5 comments

  1. Tweaks Oct 31

    Dog’s nest?

  2. Meatball Surgery Oct 31

    “Dog’s nest” was an addition by my friend in Cincinnati, OH. It’s a pile of blankets where his dog sleeps. I would not put groceries there.

  3. Vermonstrous Oct 31

    Kitty’s counter!

  4. Matthew Barney Gumble Oct 31

    Matt’s toilet!

    (not me)

    (really any toilet)

  5. Pastry Chops Nov 13

    Umm…incubator?

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