Mostly Semantics

If you drive through the Midwest around the 4th of July you’ll immediately notice an abundance of 3 things (or at least BananaFlux and I did): gas stations, churches, and fireworks stands. We decided that a themed combination of the latter two attractions would make for a good list, and frankly, we were surprised that we didn’t see one on our trip.

Try to imagine these as fireworks one would conceivably purchase at a Christian fireworks stand. How might each of the “products” on this list be embodied in pyrotechnic form?

Christian Fireworks Stand

1) Original Sin
2) The Burning Bush
3) Hail Mary
4) Sister Act II
5) Stations of the Cross
6) Ark of the Covenant
7) The Walls of Jericho
8) The Four Horsemen
9) Lake of Fire
10) Thy Kingdom Come
11) Methuselah’s Beard
12) Sinner’s Confession
13) The Immaculate Conception
14) The Three Wise Men
15) Wrath of God

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