I seem to be the proprietor of keys for our castle and the first sets I had made were fancy. Had I looked at the prices on the colorful lures I might not have shelled out the freakin’ $36 for three sets of keys but oh well. My tumblers are now turned with green keys stamped with yellow smiley faces. (more…)
Ok y’all, not to get all political on you… I know, we’re Beltway insiders, and there’s nothing more boring than what we think about politics, but so maybe one of you, any one of you, could explain how THIS happens only FIVE DAYS after THIS. Guy Fawkes Day or not, your money bomb has exploded my brain, Ron Paul.
Just the way you love it. Obvs.
So by no means were we going to let our little halloween meltdown (most popular post ever!) shake us off our neverending parade of concerts - oh no, we have tickets purchased much too far in advance for that. Novemberween be damned, we had Thermals tickets for the Black Cat Saturday night, and go we would. (more…)
If you drive through the Midwest around the 4th of July you’ll immediately notice an abundance of 3 things (or at least BananaFlux and I did): gas stations, churches, and fireworks stands. We decided that a themed combination of the latter two attractions would make for a good list, and frankly, we were surprised that we didn’t see one on our trip.
Try to imagine these as fireworks one would conceivably purchase at a Christian fireworks stand. How might each of the “products” on this list be embodied in pyrotechnic form? (more…)
MBG missed a perfect opportunity the other day to do something we first discussed when this blog was but a twinkle in our eyes and increased blood flow in our corpus cavernosum.
And that something is, the inaugural Biscuit Pan Cleaner award. (more…)
