I need to get my hair swung right and some pants that are too tight
So it’s Christmas, and I realize that no one actually talked about how awesome Rock Band is. (more…)
Stuck inside of MCI with the weather-related-travel-delay blues, again
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me, and I have learned my lesson: next time I fly home in the winter, I’m renting a car to get home. (more…)
It wouldn’t be Christmas without blood
My trip home to Springfield, MO has been pretty nice and pretty fucking horrible all at the same time. Where to start? (more…)
Who has two thumbs and was a victim of check-card fraud?
This guy!
Yesterday afternoon after running my cat to and from the vet to have sutures removed, I logged into my bank account online to check my balance before going back out into the holiday traffic to buy last-minute Christmas gifts. I had just gotten paid that morning and had a rent check that hadn’t been cashed as far as I knew, so I wanted to make sure I had enough money in my checking account to cover all my expected purchases. (more…)
Not bonsai, BANZAI!
I was in Japan a few months back and my friend So So got me hooked on Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo. So So, by the way, is currently Uncyclopedia’s writer of the month – check out the bottom of the front page here (until a new writer of the month is named) and his profile here. I didn’t know this but TM is also a super puzzle fighter and was champion of his hall in college. I was very happy to come home the other day to find him playing on the new and awesome Playstation 3 MBG bought a couple of weeks ago. (more…)
