Not bonsai, BANZAI! December 19
I was in Japan a few months back and my friend So So got me hooked on Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo. So So, by the way, is currently Uncyclopedia’s writer of the month – check out the bottom of the front page here (until a new writer of the month is named) and his profile here. I didn’t know this but TM is also a super puzzle fighter and was champion of his hall in college. I was very happy to come home the other day to find him playing on the new and awesome Playstation 3 MBG bought a couple of weeks ago.
I played the master and I won, repeatedly. I’m proud to report to you Sensai So So that my vision is keen, my puzzle movement swift, and my placement as perfect as a cherry blossom petal fallen on new spring grass.
My Sensai was right:
Practice puzzle fight
To know Nippon, to know self
All life is puzzle
Helio Possum Dec 19
I’m just hoping to make it to fifty, let alone a thousand..that’s an old dude!
Pock “Abe” Licker Dec 19
So So is pretty fuckin’ dench, yea? It’s about time he won writer of the month. I think I’m gonna shit on a coughball.
The Maestro Dec 20
You had true training, MS. I learned on my own. One day I will beat you, I promise.