Not bonsai, BANZAI!

I was in Japan a few months back and my friend So So got me hooked on Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo. So So, by the way, is currently Uncyclopedia’s writer of the month – check out the bottom of the front page here (until a new writer of the month is named) and his profile here. I didn’t know this but TM is also a super puzzle fighter and was champion of his hall in college. I was very happy to come home the other day to find him playing on the new and awesome Playstation 3 MBG bought a couple of weeks ago.

I played the master and I won, repeatedly. I’m proud to report to you Sensai So So that my vision is keen, my puzzle movement swift, and my placement as perfect as a cherry blossom petal fallen on new spring grass.

My Sensai was right:

Practice puzzle fight
To know Nippon, to know self
All life is puzzle

3 comments

  1. Helio Possum Dec 19

    I’m just hoping to make it to fifty, let alone a thousand..that’s an old dude!

  2. Pock “Abe” Licker Dec 19

    So So is pretty fuckin’ dench, yea? It’s about time he won writer of the month. I think I’m gonna shit on a coughball.

  3. The Maestro Dec 20

    You had true training, MS. I learned on my own. One day I will beat you, I promise.

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