Day two May 14
So really not a ton to report. The cayenne is irritating even when I mix it in directly… so I figured out a way around it - cayenne in pill form! This is, perhaps, my first deviation from the rules as given, but I feel it’s a pretty minor one. I grow weary of juicing lemons. Tweaks was supposed to bring me a juicer tonight, but forgot. Even though it was written on her hand. Thanks, Tweaks. Overall, I am growing tired of the lemonade. Something about the maple syrup… there’s too much, um, flavor, or something. It affects my sinuses, I think. I feel it behind my nose. My poops were the same, basically, as yesterday - liquidy in the morning, phantom when I got home. No pants-shitting yet. In fact, no work shitting yet. It’s basically nice - I’m not even particularly hungry, though food smells fucking great. Food always smells fucking great. I did have to catch myself a couple of times today when my instinct just said “pick up that food there and eat it.” I weighed the same earlier as I did yesterday - 322 and change. I could stand on that thing three times and get three different weights, though. Maybe I should start averaging? Meh. Sleep now.