Day three

Cayenne pills are really helpful. Still no juicer… I mean, I should just drive over to Tweaks/CV/SBug’s house (don’t you guys have a name for it yet?) and get it, but… what if I pass out? Anyway, it’s going fine. Still no work poops, much less pants-poops. Incredibly liquidy in the morning now, virtually nothing in the evening - though not nothing, which is more than the last two days. I don’t really get it - I thought this was supposed to make me poop away my toxins. I know that I have toxins - I’ve gotta be full of them. Where is the weird poo? Oh, my scale this morning said I weighed 319, then when I got home 354. It’s a pretty great scale.