Day three May 15
Cayenne pills are really helpful. Still no juicer… I mean, I should just drive over to Tweaks/CV/SBug’s house (don’t you guys have a name for it yet?) and get it, but… what if I pass out? Anyway, it’s going fine. Still no work poops, much less pants-poops. Incredibly liquidy in the morning now, virtually nothing in the evening - though not nothing, which is more than the last two days. I don’t really get it - I thought this was supposed to make me poop away my toxins. I know that I have toxins - I’ve gotta be full of them. Where is the weird poo? Oh, my scale this morning said I weighed 319, then when I got home 354. It’s a pretty great scale.
Shifty the Mick May 15
You can’t seriously believe that detoxifying claim, can you? By what method is this odd diet supposed to be detoxifying you? Is it supposed to bolster and improve your liver and kidneys? Doubtful as that clearly seems, I can’t think of another method they could claim.
It’s also unclear to me what toxins are supposed to have to do with one’s weight.
Bobby McObvious May 16
I would just like to point out that this is two straight days of posts that fit entirely in my RSS reader preview. Quite un-MBG-ly.
Jessica May 16
What’s the point of cayenne pills? Like, not in your case, but - usually? Why would a person want a cayenne pill? Is cayenne supposed to be good for you or something?
Matthew Barney Gumble May 16
Cayenne is purported to have a number of health benefits, usually centered on digestive and circulatory health. Also an arthritis med, but that’s, I believe, when used topically, as a counter-irritant. In my case, though, I think it’s the metabolism boost effects, is why it’s involved in the cleanse.
Isley May 20
I was going to say that I remember in my wrestling days that you always weigh less in the mornings (you know, before you get all full of heavy cayenne and syrup). On the other hand…I think you are right, a 15 kilo difference is just a sign of a broken scale.