It wouldn’t be Christmas without blood

My trip home to Springfield, MO has been pretty nice and pretty fucking horrible all at the same time. Where to start? (more…)

Not bonsai, BANZAI!

I was in Japan a few months back and my friend So So got me hooked on Super Puzzle Fighter II Turbo. So So, by the way, is currently Uncyclopedia’s writer of the month – check out the bottom of the front page here (until a new writer of the month is named) and his profile here. I didn’t know this but TM is also a super puzzle fighter and was champion of his hall in college. I was very happy to come home the other day to find him playing on the new and awesome Playstation 3 MBG bought a couple of weeks ago. (more…)

Soon to be featured in an episode of NUMB3RS on CBS

What’s better than commuting to work? Probably reading about it. (more…)

Attn: Actual sloths wanted for weekend of sloth

I haven’t written in a while because I’ve been sick. I didn’t feel like going to work, or the gym or doing much of anything because of it, and that’s why Tweaks’ suggestion of a weekend of sloth was more than apt. (more…)

At the coffee shop

I’ve been drawing comics. Here is the first. (more…)