Harris Teeter: a love song

Posted at 11:20 pm, May 7 by Matthew Barney Gumble

*clears throat*

(verse 1)
New Harris Teeter in Adams Morgan
I fucking can’t believe how sweet you are
I’ll never step through Giant’s door again
For Harris Teeter makes Giant it’s whoo-er (whore.)
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